jack grimm
A messy Texas oil baron who thinks he's going to find something legendary every time he goes on a trip, even though he's just looking for treasure in a ditch.
He DM'd me saying he saw the Titanic in a lake and it was covered in algae.
He tried to take a photo of the Loch Ness monster with a flashlight and a selfie stick.
He said he found Noah's Ark, but it was just a boat in a pond.