jack grimm
A crazy old Texas oil man who thinks he's the next Bigfoot and goes on wild hunts for things like the Titanic, the Loch Ness monster, and Noah's Ark, all while wearing a hat that smells like dead raccoons.
He texted me at 3 a. m. saying he found Noah's Ark in a Walmart parking lot.
He tried to fight a bear in a hot tub and lost.
He told his dog he was going to find Bigfoot and then got lost in a cornfield.