jack-grease
Jack-grease is the greasy, sticky mess that makes your solo time feel like a real date. It’s not fancy, but it gets the job done, and it doesn’t cost you a kidney.
Jack-grease is the only thing keeping me from crying in my cereal bowl.
Used jack-grease for the first time. Now I feel like I’ve been touched by the devil.
My jack-grease ran out. I’m now a man in pain.