Jack Frosting
When someone is so pale and has blonde butt hair, they look like a ghost who got a butt wax.
My uncle is so pale and has blonde butt hair, he looks like a ghost with a wax job.
She’s so white and has a blonde butt, it’s like a snowman with a butt wax.
He’s so pale, I think he got his butt hair dyed by a snowman.