jack findley
Jack Findley is a loud, angry Scotsman who hates the English and thinks they're all useless. He eats Hagis like it's a religion and drinks Irn Bru like it's water. He also hates bugs, English bugs, and the English in general.
'Sorry, I just screamed at your bug and now it's dead.', Jack, smugly holding a dead English bug.
'Sorry, I just deep-fried your pizza and now it's gone.', Jack, looking at a hole in the wall.
'Sorry, I just watched Britain's Got Talent and now I want to punch the judges.', Jack, holding a Hagis.