Jack Esquire
Jack Esquire was a mega-star in the 90s who made hits for a whole decade. But he messed up by hanging out with drunks and druggies, and now he’s a smelly, green, bald, crying mess who lives alone in a flat and eats steak bakes like they’re gold.
"Jack Esquire used to be a heartthrob. Now he’s a green, bald, crying, stinky mess who lives in a flat and eats steak bakes like they’re the last meal on Earth.", @DaiAIsGone
"He looks like Shrek had a meltdown and turned into a greasy, green, bald, crying blob.", @JamieTheRude
"I saw him eating a steak bake in the gutter. He looked like he’d been crying for weeks.", @BakeHater420