Jack douchery
Jack douchery is when you're both a total loser and act like you're the best person ever.
He got a D on the test and still said I was the worst student. That's jack douchery.
She texted me at 2 a. m. and then laughed at my tired face. Total jack douchery.
He called me a nerd and then asked me for help. That's jack douchery.