Jack Dawes
So cool he makes your coolness feel like a middle school talent show.
He showed up wearing a tuxedo to a pizza party. I showed up wearing a tuxedo to a pizza party. I forgot to bring pizza.
He got a standing ovation for walking in. I got a standing ovation for walking out.
He said ‘nice try’ when I tried to be cool. I said ‘what try’ and walked away.
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