Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
A person who thinks they’re a legend, but actually just walked into a room and everyone else left.
Jack Davies told me he’s a legend. I asked who else thinks that. He said, ‘No one. I’m the only one.’
Ted Cakeman thinks he’s a legend because he once ate a cake in 10 seconds. I ate it in 3.
Darling Morton says he’s a legend. I told him he was a legend. He said, ‘You’re a legend too.’ #legend