Jack Davies Ted Cakeman Darling Morton
A human who thinks they’re famous just because they have a name that sounds fancy.
Jack Davies told me he’s a movie star. I asked him which movie. He said ‘the one I made up.’
Ted Cakeman says he’s famous. I asked his mom. She said he’s famous for being annoying.
Darling Morton claims he’s in the dictionary. I checked. He’s not. But I’m sure it’s a typo.