Jack Daniel's Story
You chug an entire bottle of whatever you can find, then your parents find you passed out on the floor. You don’t remember most of it, but your parent was cool with it and you had already drunk-dialed half your friends.
I drank a whole bottle of vodka and ended up on the floor. My mom just said, 'Whatever, I’m going to bed.'
I drank so much I called my grandma at 3 a. m. My dad just said, 'Whatever, he’s drunk.'
I drank a liter of soda and fell out of my chair. My mom just said, 'Whatever, I’m tired.'