Jack Daniel Miller
Jack Daniel Miller is when you take old Jack Daniels and shove it in a gay man’s butt while beating him and yelling ‘Stay Frosty!’ like a high-pitched monster. It’s the worst.
He screamed ‘No more Jack!’ but I kept pouring and beating him.
I played Minecraft and he was too embarrassed to stop.
He pooped out half the Jack and I laughed like a madman.