jack constable
A lardass moron who won’t stop yapping about trains and thinks he’s the king of the school. His only friend is a kid who’s too scared to say no.
Jack: 'I told you, the train is gonna crash again!' Me: 'Why do you even care?'
Jack: 'Because I’m the train king!'
Jack: 'I’m gonna beat you in the train race tomorrow.'
Me: 'You lost last time.'
Jack: 'That was a fluke!'
Jack: 'Train rules!'
Teacher: 'Jack, shut up or I’ll give you a detention.'
Jack: 'I don’t care! I’m the train king!'