Jack Cipriani
A 15-year-old who's part this and part that. He likes to shit in your mouth when you're asleep. If you let him go, he'll dance on the table like it's his birthday.
He shit in my mouth while I was napping. I woke up and screamed like a baby.
He danced on the table during math class. The teacher had a heartburn.
He shit in my mouth again. I'm going to kill him.