JACK CHEDDAR IS GOOD - the cheese is so good it could make your mom say you're not

the cheese is so good it could make your mom say you're not a complete disaster.

I told my sister jack cheddar is good, and now she's my best friend again.

My brother said jack cheddar is good, and my mom stopped yelling.

I got a gold star for saying jack cheddar is good in gym class.