Jack carroll
Super strong, punched a gorilla with one hit, pro cow tipper, drinks pure snake blood, killed an anaconda with a toothpick, plays for ST Nicholas FC, dated your mom and Kim K. He’s a legend.
Jack: 'I drank snake blood for breakfast.'
Jack killed an anaconda and said, 'That was easy.'
Jack told the gorilla, 'You’re getting punched.'
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