Jack Carnage
This guy is a legend, a beast, and a full-time annoyance to anyone who doesn’t respect him. He doesn’t need a sword, he just needs a beer and a hat. He can take on the whole world and still have time to flirt with your mom.
He showed up at my school and told the principal he was going to take over the school. Then he kicked the principal’s ass.
He walked into a bar and the bar was scared. He ordered a drink and then a whole table.
He talked to my dad and my dad started crying. I don’t know why, maybe he was just that good.