jack bumps - You end up with a face full of zits because you’re too lazy

You end up with a face full of zits because you’re too lazy to clean up after your jacking off session.

I had a zit army on my face after I jacked off and went to sleep.

My face looked like a zit warzone after my late-night jack off.

I had a pimple tsunami after I jacked off and didn’t wash my hands.