Jack Broomell
Jack Broomell is a man. A real man. He doesn’t just eat bacon, he eats it with a smile. If you ever see him, you will be forever Broomelled. He’s the reason Chuck Norris respects bacon.
At the gym, Jack Broomell showed up. I ate two bacon strips. He ate a whole pig.
I tried to Broomell him. He Broomelled me. Now I live in a bacon factory.
Jack Broomell walked by. My mom started crying. She said he’s the most Broomelled man she’s ever seen.