Jack Brookes
Jack Brookes is the most awesome guy on the planet. He’s got the punchiest laugh, the wildest stories, and a dick that could knock out a bull. If you ever mess with him, you’ll regret it for life.
Jack Brookes told a joke so good I cried.
He’s like the king of funny, and his dick is like a superhero.
I tried to cheat on him, and he found out. I’m still paying for it.