Jack Boss
A Jack Boss is someone who’s so emotional they might explode. They’re nice to everyone, but they don’t know how to take care of themselves. They’re like a broken toaster, always working for others.
Jack Boss: 'I’ll stay up all night to help you, even though I have a test tomorrow.'
Jack Boss: 'I cried when the dog got a haircut.'
Jack Boss: 'I’m fine, I swear. I just might die in the morning.'