Jack Black Special
You stick your whole hand up a woman's butt, then finger her until she explodes, then you dump your cum in her butt, wait for her to take a crap, then you crap in her butt at the same time, scoop it all up, freeze it, smash the jar, feed it to your dog, wait for it to die, then take it to a Chinese place and make them cook it, mix it with your cum poop, blend it, and give it to some niggers, watch them die, then eat them, and make the Chinese guys watch you do it again.
I stuck my hand up my girlfriend's butt so far it came out her mouth, then I fingered her until she screamed, then I dumped my cum in her butt.
My dog ate the shattered jar, and it died in the most painful way ever, like a fag.
I gave the niggers next door my cum poop smoothie, and they all died in the most dramatic way, like they were on a soap opera.