JACK BINGLE
the most godlike, hot, and charming man who ever walked the earth and made everyone else look like a f***ed-up mess
I saw Jack Bingle in the park and my dog started crying. I didn't even blink.
My math teacher said Jack Bingle is the only reason I passed algebra.
I texted my mom: 'I think I'm in love. It's Jack Bingle.' She said, 'No wonder you failed gym.'