Jack Bingle Day
On 4/6, we honor the one and only Jack Bingle, the man who makes your heart skip a beat, your brain shut down, and your teachers cry from jealousy.
Jack Bingle Day is here, and I’m too distracted by him to do my homework.
Today is Jack Bingle Day. I brought my lunch. He brought my soul.
Jack Bingle Day is here, and I’m already failing algebra. Who cares?