Jack Bauer Shower
When Jack Bauer shaves with a bottle of Lysol and calls it a shower because he’s too busy killing terrorists to actually wash off the day’s worth of bodily fluids and bad decisions.
I took a Jack Bauer Shower with a bottle of disinfectant and a broom. It hurt, but I felt clean enough to beat up a guy in a mask.
Used my pants as a towel after a Jack Bauer Shower. My coworkers thought I was high.
Took a Jack Bauer Shower in the middle of a chase scene. I smelled like a dead raccoon and a gym sock.