Jack Bauer Shower
When Jack Bauer gets a 30-second rinse while a terrorist is about to blow up the world, and he still has enough energy to punch someone afterward.
Had to take a Jack Bauer Shower during a commercial break. My armpits were screaming, but I still managed to kick the bad guy’s ass.
Dropped my towel mid-Jack Bauer Shower because I heard a bomb was about to go off. I didn’t care if I smelled like a garbage can.
Finished a Jack Bauer Shower just in time to save the president. My hair was still wet, and my dignity was gone.