Jack Batty
A guy who's so obsessed with jacking that he thinks about it all day, every day, and probably even in his sleep.
I saw Jack Batty at the mall, and he was jacking a kid's snack just to prove a point.
He texted me in the middle of class: 'I'm gonna jack your lunch if you don't stop talking.'
Jack Batty tried to jack my mom's phone, and she just laughed and told him to go home.