Jack Barton
Jack Barton is a man of rare talent who sometimes gets stuck in a Woolies cart in a tunnel. He’s J. B. and uses the sewers like a taxi to get from a shelter to a woman’s house.
Jack Barton just got stuck in the underpass again. Man, he’s like a broken cart on a bad day.
J. B. rolled up to the shelter like he was royalty. He probably had a sandwich for the ride.
Saw J. B. in the sewer trying to talk to a lady. He probably said, 'Do you want a sandwich or a date?'