Jack Archibald (Jarchy)
A loud, dumb guy who thinks he's the funniest person in the world. He talks nonstop and won't stop even when you tell him to. He drinks like a fish and yells at people for no reason. He has the face of a used sock and the breath of a dirty toilet.
He talked the whole time at the party and no one wanted to talk anymore.
He told the same joke three times and still thought it was fresh.
He tried to sing and it was like a goat screaming at a funeral.