Jack Archibald (Jarchy)
A guy who thinks he's the funniest person in the world, but he's not. He talks way too much and won't stop even when told. He has the face of a sad raccoon and the breath of a dead dog. He drinks a lot and yells at people for no reason.
He started a fight with the DJ because the music was too loud.
He told a joke that was just a random list of numbers.
He tried to flirt with my sister and it was the worst thing ever.