jack and tonic - whiskey for people who don’t know the difference between cok

whiskey for people who don’t know the difference between coke and tonic. It’s like drinking a drink that’s too basic for your taste

I got a jack and tonic and it was like my lunch meat.

My sister drinks jack and tonic because she thinks it's 'fancy' but it's just whiskey and water.

I tried a jack and tonic and it tasted like my neighbor's dog after a long day.