Jack and Phil
Jack and Phil is a song by Noah Davis that sounds like a gay version of Jack and Jill. It’s so annoying that it scares away all his exes and crushes. It’s like a love letter to his enemies.
I heard the song and felt my heart break. It was like being hit with a love letter from hell.
My crush ran away when he heard it. He looked like a scared rabbit.
It’s so bad it makes my dog cry.