jack and jill party
A cheap, drunken party for broke rednecks who don’t have enough money for a real wedding. People eat gross food, drink beer, and then drive home drunk. It's usually at a VFW or Fish & Game Club.
My uncle’s jack and jill party was so cheap, the food was just hot dogs and potato salad. But the beer was strong and everyone puked in the parking lot.
I went to a party and had to eat a meatloaf the size of my face. Then I drank a whole pitcher of beer and drove home with my brother.
My cousin’s wedding turned into a jack and jill party because she couldn’t afford a real one. Everyone had to eat a bunch of fried chicken and then puked in the bushes.
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