jack and drop - You crash into a store, leak or poop all over a product, and

You crash into a store, leak or poop all over a product, and then casually walk out like nothing happened.

I walked into Target and peed on a pair of pants. I left and said, 'That’s my legacy.'

At Walmart, I took a leak on a box of cookies and left it there like it was a gift.

I went in, pooped on a shirt, and left like I was the store manager.