Jack and Diane Season
When Dads come out of their winter hibernation, crank up the John Cougar, and start arguing about screws versus nails like it’s a life-or-death situation.
"Screws are better than nails. Period.", @DadAtHardwareStore
"Nails win. Screws are for weaklings.", @TimmyTheLumberGuy
"I don’t even know what a quater round is, but I’m here to debate.", @SharonTheLunchLady