jack and coke
Whiskey mixed with soda. It's the go-to drink for people who want to get obliterated but still think they're cool.
Every time I go out, I order a jack and coke. It's my way of pretending I'm a man.
My friends all drink it. They call it 'the official drink of stupidity.'
I drank it last night. Now I feel like I got hit by a truck.
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