He told me he was on a show called 'Dance Off: The Hard Way.' I asked if anyone watched it. He said, 'I did.'

He said he got a letter from the president. I asked if it was real. He said it was, and then he read it out loud in a fake voice.

He told me he was invited to a royal party. I asked if he went. He said he did, but he left because the cake was too sweet.