Jack 2 dat
When something is so good you'd probably cum in your pants just looking at it. A car, a boat, or a bike that’s so nice it might as well be your ex’s face.
That car? Jack 2 dat. I almost got a hard-on in the middle of the street.
That boat? Jack 2 dat. I wanted to live on it and forget my life.
That bike? Jack 2 dat. I almost cried from happiness.