He jacissiated me at the bus stop. I had to kiss the bus driver. He looked like he was about to yell at the whole city.

She jacissiated me during my math test. I had to kiss the teacher. She gave me a look like I had just failed a very important exam.

At the movie theater, he jacissiated me. I had to kiss the guy who sells popcorn. He looked like he had been snogged by a group of angry squirrels.