Jacinta'd
Jacinta'd happens when someone messes with your brain so hard you can’t even talk back because they either talk way too much or way too little and use words that sound like they were stolen from a dictionary.
'Hey, how’s it going?' 'I was thinking about the sky, the clouds, the moon, and how I might be going to the store later.'
'Did you like the movie?' 'I didn’t hate it. I’m not sure I liked it either.'
'What’s your favorite color?' 'I like blue. Maybe green. Possibly purple. I think so, but I’m not certain.'