Jacinderease
A way of talking that makes you want to punch someone. It's when you say things that don't make sense and then act like you're a genius.
'We're not failing, we're just taking a detour!' when your project is a total disaster.
'This is just a phase!' when your life is completely upside down.
'We're not behind, we're just ahead of the curve!' while everyone else is winning.