Jacinderchangeable
A Jacinderchangeable is someone who gets the worst news just so the real people can go eat cake and forget about it.
The Jacinderchangeable had to tell the kiwi that the government ran out of bread, and they had no cake to distract them.
A Jacinderchangeable got the news about the kiwi’s loud sneezing and no one else did.
They gave the Jacinderchangeable the worst news about the kiwi’s bad singing and let the others eat cake.