Jacinderchangeable
A Jacinderchangeable is a person who gets stuck with the worst news so the real people can go hide in a bunker.
The Jacinderchangeable was told the kiwi population was shrinking, and it wasn’t because of the rats.
A Jacinderchangeable had to explain why the sheep were all green.
They made the Jacinderchangeable say the kiwi’s favorite drink was motor oil.