Jacinde
A Jacinde is a girl who's hot, crazy, and will do anything to keep you entertained. She'll talk your ear off, make you run, and never let you forget she's the best one. Don't get on her bad side or you'll wish you were dead.
Text: 'I just yelled at my teacher for giving me a pop quiz. It was worth it.'
DM: 'You want to be my friend? You have to beat me in a race.'
Tweet: 'My Jacinde friend just made me eat a whole cake. I'm full and I hate her.'