Jacinde
A Jacinde is a girl who's loud, loves sports, and has the body of a goddess. She'll be your best friend until she decides to punch you in the face for no reason. Don't be a fool and make her mad. She'll ruin your life.
Text: 'I just beat up my brother for eating my pizza. It was worth it.'
DM: 'You want to be my friend? You have to pass my fitness test.'
Tweet: 'My Jacinde friend just made me do 50 push-ups. I'm dying.'