I got in a fight with my brother because he said Jacinda Ardern was overrated, and I said she was perfect, even if she sometimes eats cereal for dinner.

I named my goldfish after Jacinda Ardern, and now it stares at me like I betrayed it.

I once asked Jacinda Ardern for a selfie, and she said yes, even though I looked like I’d been run over by a bus.