jachike
Jachike is the name for someone who’s sweet as pie, but if you mess with them, they’ll throw you out of a window and say your name in a really weird voice.
My teacher is a jachike. I cheated on the test. Now she’s making me eat alphabet soup for a week.
My brother is a jachike. He let me copy his homework. Now he’s saying my name like it’s a curse.
My crush is a jachike. I asked her out, then ghosted her. Now she’s texting me in all caps.