jachike
A jachike is someone who believes in love, but once you hurt them, they’ll swear you’re the devil and they’ll probably steal your snacks.
My mom is a jachike. I lied to her. Now she’s saying I’m the devil and she’s eating my chips.
My crush is a jachike. I broke up with her. Now she’s stealing my pizza and texting me at 2 a. m.
My dog is a jachike. I left him alone. Now he’s eating my homework and barking at my dad.