Jach
He’s the SHIT. He’s got a huge penis, he’s slagalitions with a cherry on top, and he’s got the charm of a snake. He’s a fricking crible and he does the griddy better than anyone else.
He showed up to the party and everyone knew he was the SHIT.
He did the griddy and it was like a dance-off between two gods.
He said 'I'm slagalitions with a cherry on top' and nobody knew what that meant but it sounded cool.