Jace the Mind Sculptor
Jace is the best because he can get it on with anyone, anytime, anywhere. No touching needed. He’s like a wizard who can make babies with just a thought.
Jace can sleep with a dragon and not even break a sweat. I’m just a human who can’t even sleep with my sister.
He didn’t even touch the card and it had a baby. I just had to touch mine and it cried.
I tried to get it on with my dog and it ran away. Jace would’ve had a baby with it.